Nothing romantic about it. If it goes down like that, it's gonna SUUUUUUUCK!
Sounds like a neat project! It should keep you busy for a while. Will a winch be among your tools? I'm not an off-roader or anything, but I've seen enough pictures of 4x4s being dragged out of something with a winch to know I'd want one if I was going off road in any serious manner. Is there any stealthy way of putting a mount on the car for a winch? (Just throwing out ideas here.)
Way ahead of you Klapton. I plan on a winch (likely a Warn) that will be mountable in the rear tow hitch and the eventual front tow hitch. They do make hidden mounts but they seem to affect ground clearance or limit the winch's capability. A hitch that will be stored inside will reduce my signature, be out of the elements, and be versatile for front or rear situations. Currently I have an 8000 lb come-along, a tow chain, a snatch block, a tow rope, an e-tool, a jack (but getting a Hi-Lift soon), shackles and clevis', a compressor, and other things I'm probably forgetting. I also learned how to make your drive wheels (all 4 in my case) into a sort of winch mechanism (Army stuff).
Some recovery and safety stuff I have now;

Come-Along 4000 lb vertical lift, 8000 horizontal. The way we did things before winches (as broke redneck kids anyway).

Snatch block. A snatch block doubles the pulling power of a winch and/or allows you to change what direction you are being pulled from.

A real crowbar. Because shit happens.

A Fyr Fyter extinguisher. Actually have a couple from Northern Tool. You never know when one might save the day.

My 2 inch hitch and ball, booster cables, large tie down strap, 300 watt inverter, circuit tester, and WD-40. This all hides inside the right rear inside fenderwall panel.

Inside left fenderwall panel. Jack, and the collapsible 4-way lug wrench, road flares, ice scraper, and one of my survival kits. I'll cover the survival kits later, but I will say it is one of the best for my purposes.

Boltcutters. Because shit happens.

A 1 and 7/8ths hitch, Prodigy brake controller, soft tiedowns, spare fuses, and plug adapters. This box fits into the subfloor I built.

Additionally, in the subfloor, I've added a tow strap, bungee cords, 4 shackles, and 2 ratcheting tiedowns.

The e-tool, the siphon, the tire repair stuff ,and my air compressor.

The e-tool. It folds up and fits inside one of the ammo cans.

The siphon. I have one for fuel and one for water.

The slime tire repair sealant and the tire plug kit. A must have item for self-recovery. I'd use the Hi=Lift and vehicle weight to break the bead on the rim and the starter fluid method to remount it.

Starter fluid. Won't work on a fuel injected engine, but a three second burst into a unbeaded tire with a quick flick of the Bic and WHOOSH!...the tire is filled and ready to roll. Works really well and looks cool to watch too.

Prodigy Brake Controller. I have a 26' 2006 Travel Trailer at my western BOL.

Part of my vehicle access kit. The hotwire setup is for older vehicles. I also have but won't show my other tools that will allow me to have "options" and all kinds of other tricks. I never violate the law with this stuff, I break no law by owning it either. If SHTF I guess I might reassess my policy.

The 1 7/8ths hitch and ball.

The 7 into 4 plug adapter. I have a utility trailer that fits this and the 1 7/8ths.

The Slime 12 volt air compressor. Inflates a tire from flat to 40 lbs in three minutes.

Nice bag, accurate air gauge, accessory kit, and plugs into either a 12 volt (stock) or with the battery clamp adapter it attaches directly to the vehicle battery.

Has a nice light to help you with your poor vis tire problems. It only cost $52 at Wally World and I have used it to reinflate after beach driving in the Outer Banks recently. Plenty of air hose length and power cord length too. I like it.


The Res Q Me. Glass breaking and seatbelt cutting. Mine is 550'd to the drivers visor so it doesn't fall under the seat when I need it most. It can also be used as a keychain, but i avoid bulky keychains.
Most of this stuff will go in the subfloor, but a few things will be mounted elsewhere as I develop and experiment.