Now that's funny.
As for the belt, I just can't bring myself to go over $100 for a belt. I'm really leaning towards the Bull Hide Belts.
I know. . .I was a bit surprised that the price went up $24 to $123.
However, that having been said, I use Milt Sparks leather almost exclusively. My daily belt carry is a USP45 Expert in a 55BN holster, a dual Magazine Carrier and a Flashlight carrier on a double-thickness belt. I have worn that combination (in a varying, and sadly growing, number of sizes) in almost every type of environment in the world. From Desert to Jungle to Alpine, Woodland, Office, etc., their leather has been with me for over 30 years. In fact, my wife bought the above-mentioned pistol for me on our 10th Anniversary. I had to send it in to Milt Sparks to have a holster custom-made because there were (are?) no forms to mold the leather over. I have two of each color (Brown, black and oxblood) that I've worn since then. All still look great and are serviceable.
I'll go out on a limb and say that, as long as you CAN wear them, I don't think they'll ever go bad. I have had to retouch the edges with dye a couple of times over the past 20 years, but the belts, themselves, are still handsome. No stitching problems, no "hardware" problems.
But, that's just an opinion, worth exactly what you paid for it!
The Professor