Steele leaned over and kissed Molly’s lips. They had their differences, but the love was there. Molly stirred, blinked her eyes open and, stretching like a cat, she said “I thought you would be in Alabama by now. What happened?”
“I changed my mind…when do the kids get out of school? Steele queried.
“Two o’clock for Chloe and---”
“No, I mean for the year.” He sat next to her and stroked her face while she formed her answer.
“I’m pretty sure that Demi and Dani will be done on June 2nd, Chloe will be out just before Memorial Day weekend, why?” Molly asked suspiciously.
“Thought we’d spend the summer at Chimney Rock, be a family again and all that shit,” Steele answered.
“Mmmm, sounds nice, did you win the lottery or something? You’ve been saving so much money lately; I figured we wouldn’t have a vacation this year. How can we afford that?”
“Well, we can sell this little monster and get at a couple dollars for her,” Steele said as he wiggled Callie’s tiny foot. Callie jerked her leg up, slurped a couple more times on her pacifier, and continued with her slumber. “And the dog is worth at least fifty cents.”
“Callie isn’t housebroken yet and the dog will probably be incontinent before long, so don’t overestimate their value Jesse,” Molly quipped. “Seriously, what do you have up your sleeve and why aren’t you in Alabama?”
“I got an email last night from that realtor in Chimney Rock. Says the River Rose is for sale, acted like she was doing us a favor by calling us first. Turns out the cottage is in default and the bank is getting loud about it. Made her an offer over the phone for $140,000, said she’d run it by the owner but asked that I put it in writing. I plan on driving up there tomorrow to do just that. Was gonna surprise you with it when I came home in a few weeks but what the hell, maybe it’ll earn me a BJ.” Steele smiled and tweaked her nipple through her braless t-shirt.
“You’re a lucky man. You get it whenever you want anyway,” Molly said as she knocked his arm off her breast reflexively. “Didn’t he pay $160,000 for that house when he bought it?
“Yep, and he improved it a quite a bit. All the furniture stays with it too.” Steele looked like the proverbial cat that ate the canary as he said it. The cottage, built in 1921, had been used as vacation rental for the past twenty years or so. It sat with the Rocky Broad River flowing off its screened back porch and a view of the monolithic Chimney Rock off of its front porch. He and Molly had been there multiple times in the past 10 years, including their honeymoon, and it was their favorite place in the world. A lack of funds when he was on a cop’s salary kept him from buying it from the previous owner. When he started making six figures Steele had enquired about buying it several times with no luck. His persistence paid off as the realtor who managed the rental of the cottage remembered him when the owner asked her to sell it.
Molly sat up and looked at her husband “You still haven’t told me why you aren’t in Alabama, did something go wrong?”
Steele ran his hand over his head and turned his rusty brown eyes to Molly. “Nothing wrong with me, but the country definitely has issues. Thought that getting up in the mountains for a few months would be something we’d all enjoy. Don’t really feel like working for a few months, so I won’t. Bet you never thought you’d hear me say that huh? Steele raised his eyebrows to emphasize his question.
“You’re serious aren’t you?”
“Serious as a fart in church. I tried calling you from the road an hour ago to see what you thought, but you never answer the freaking phone.” Steele replied in exasperation. “Were you out in the doghouse humping Max?”
“Gross! I’m sorry; I fell asleep when Callie crawled up on the couch to snuggle with me.”
“No harm done, but I’d keep the phone near for the next few weeks in case shit hits the fan, especially while we’re still in the city,” Steele said as he dug in between the couch cushions.
“How bad do you think it’ll get? Is that why you want to go to the cottage? The end of the world as we know it and all that crap again,” Molly said accusingly.
“Humor me, it will feel like a vacation and if I’m wrong, it will have been. Where the hell’s the remote? I wanna watch Fox News, these Buffy the Vampire reruns are worse than having barbed wire jerked out of my rectum.”
“Hey, Buffy rocks and the news is so depressing anymore. Look on top of the entertainment center.” Molly stood and walked into the kitchen.
“Found it. Hey Babe, aren’t you excited about owning the River Rose? This is our chance to pork each other on the side porch whenever we want to.” Steele was referring to their favorite spot in the cabin to make love. It was a screened porch off of the dining room with the roar of the river to drown out the sounds of their more private activities.
Molly walked back into the living room holding a Mountain Dew. “You’re so romantic. Of course I’m excited Jesse. I can’t wait actually. Our best sex ever has been on that porch.”
“Well, I’ll humor your slutty ways if you humor my worries of anarchy breaking out all over.”
“You got a deal, you paranoid prick.”
“I love you, even if you do screw the dog when I’m gone.”
“Damn! He told you? Love you too.”
Chapter Two
Western North Carolina
Tuesday May 8th 2012
11:03am
As he drove down I-26 south of Asheville N.C. towards Hendersonville, Steele clicked through the podcasts he’d downloaded the night before. He skipped the personal finance, history, and trivia subjects he usually favored and highlighted the “TEOTWAWKI” podcast. An acronym for The End of the World as We Know it, Steele found it humorous when he first started listening to it. Basically it was a narrator, Eric Simmons, who read emails, blogs, and forums on predicting and surviving the collapse of the Federal Government. Simmons took phone calls and argued with naysayers and believers alike. It was all very entertaining and Steele justified listening to it because sometimes he’d learn something related to wilderness or urban survival that he just hadn’t known before. Various How-To subjects like purifying water, or trapping game were useful to Steele, considering the fact that he taught people this stuff. Still, even today he thought most of the “TEOTWAWKI” contributors were either ass clowns or conspiracy theorists.
Steele didn’t think there was a concerted effort by a “black helicopter faction” to control and manipulate the populace. The freaks who postulated that the World Trade Center and Pentagon attacks were the result of a massive Federal conspiracy were just plain ignorant jerkoffs to him. If there was one thing the Government couldn’t do, it was to keep a secret that would involve that many people. No, he surmised, it wouldn’t be an intentional internal effort that would cause the turmoil and breakdown of society. It was the combination of economic mismanagement, security leaks, and general incompetence that were taking the country into a spin that could lead to disastrous results if major corrective action wasn’t taken soon. Americans, he felt, were mostly sheep when sheepdogs were what America needed. Already, he’d hidden most of his modest collection of guns and ammunition where no one could find them. Steele figured that, at best, the next administration would rescind all the outrageous gun control laws and, at worse, chaos would erupt and he’d need the guns to protect his family. If that made him a felon, so be it. He wasn’t going to be caught short. From listening to the podcasts, he was pretty sure he wasn’t alone.
Steele left the interstate at exit 49A and headed east on US 64 towards Bat Cave. As he drove past the various apple orchards and the Eastern Continental Divide marker, Steele thought about his girls and his overwhelming desire to protect them. A world with no organized structure would be their worst nightmare. It would be especially for a defenseless member of the fairer sex. He resolved to not let that happen or die trying.
“We go now to Sandusky Ohio…Jeff, you’re on the air,” Simmons prompted the next caller.
“Hello… Eric? Umm, I want to ask you what you think about those three Iranians they caught coming across the border with the fake documents up near Niagara Falls the other day. I mean that’s not really that far away and I’m worried that they could just be part of a much larger group of Arabs that plan to…”
“First of all Jeff, Iranians are not Arabs, we don’t need to piss them off at us any more than they already are. But back to your point, I believe that absolutely they are up to no good. They’re not sneaking in to pick fruit or hang out at Home Depot like the Mexicans do. If they won’t talk, then let’s waterboard them, if they still won’t talk, pull out their fingernails or rub the scrotum bag of a syphilitic pig on their faces. Bet they talk then, by God. Okay, next caller…We have Jerry in Fort Smith…”
Steele chuckled at Simmons crude comment, but he knew that there was some underlying truth to it. Radical Iranians called the United States the “Great Satan.” They believed that they would be immortalized as martyrs and on the express camel train to heaven if they could kill an infidel or a few thousand infidels. Hell, their schoolbooks tell their children to prepare for a great global struggle and that martyrdom is a privilege. How can we fight that? Steele thought. Half our schoolchildren don’t even learn the Pledge of Allegiance anymore.
As Steele turned right onto US 64/74A at Bat Cave, he cheered up. Now only a mile from Chimney Rock, he marveled at the scenery. There has to be a God, he thought, what other force could create such beauty?
Chimney Rock is located about 23 miles southeast of Asheville North Carolina in a narrow valley known as Hickory Nut Gorge. The gorge is hemmed in by the granite rock faced peaks of Round Top on its north side and Chimney Rock to the south. Nestled between Bat Cave to the west and Lake Lure to the east, Chimney Rock village was one of the most beautiful locations to be found on this continent. Steele had traveled the world but he loved this place the most. The village had a summertime population of less than 200. They were mostly employed at one of the restaurants, bed & breakfasts, gift shops, or in the thousand acre Chimney Rock State Park itself. In the winter, there were more deer than people.
Rising from 1100 feet in the valley to over 2800 in less than a half-mile horizontal distance, the cliffs are breathtaking and the 404 foot Hickory Nut Falls has marveled man since at least 8000 BC, when Native Americans used the gorge on their seasonal migrations. Less primal reasons attracted people now, especially since Hollywood had discovered the stunning background scenery available here. “Last of the Mohicans” and “Firestarter” to name a few. Lew Wallace had even finished writing “Ben Hur” while staying in the Esmeralda Inn. The town earned its name from the 315 foot phallic shaped rock that jutted out over the valley. Molly liked to call it “The Penis” but Steele doubted she was the first to see the resemblance.
Though it was a beautiful late spring day, there weren’t that many people or cars in the village. Probably the economy, thought Steele, not much tourism when buying gas almost requires a bank loan. A lot of the shops and restaurants appeared to be closed. Steele drove through to the far side of the village, almost to Lake Lure, where he parked outside the tiny strip of shops and went inside the glass door marked Hickory Nut Vacation Lodging.
Walking up to the attractive, but over perfumed, woman sitting behind the uncluttered desk he extended his hand “Hi, I’m Jesse Steele.”
“I remember you, Mr. Steele, I’m Betty Baker.” Steele vaguely recalled her smiling face, but definitely remembered her accent, there being a significant difference between the Western North Carolina drawl and the East Tennessee twang he was more familiar with. She appeared to be in her mid-forties and wore a skirt that should have been put away a decade earlier. She might as well have been wearing a sign that said: I want a Husband.
The woman stood and shook his hand, holding on a little too long for Steele’s comfort and said “You rented the River Rose so many times in the past. Are you still married to that pretty auburn haired girl?
Steele caught a hint of hope in Baker’s eyes that he’d say no. “Yep, Molly and I have even added another girl since we last stayed here.”
Oh my, I plumb forgot about all those precious daughters you have, how many was it?
Steel caught himself glancing down Baker’s cleavage and pretended to read her Far Side desk calendar. “Counting my only son, we have six now.”
“My Lord, how do you keep up with so many? I raised my two boys and said good riddance. My youngest is an undergraduate at WNC and my oldest owns a small trucking business in Asheville. Ms. Martin asked me to send you straight over to the cottage. She’s there doing an inventory and thought it best if you met her there directly.”
“Works for me, I’ll head over there now. You have a good day Betty.” Steele started back to the door but turned when he heard Betty say “We’ll be neighbors Mr. Steele, I live just a few houses up from the River Rose across the street. You be sure and stop in if you need anything at all.”
“Thank you Betty, and call me Jesse.” Steele smiled at her a little more than he normally would. It wouldn’t hurt to have a few allies in the coming months, especially if things went south like he thought they might. He could always turn into a prick later.
Steele drove back through the village until he got to the first of only two bridges in town. The other bridge was essentially the start of the three mile drive up to The Penis standing erect in the middle of the State Park. The bridge he was crossing over now took Steele into a one lane paved road known as Southside Drive that held about 25 homes and rental cottages. As soon as it crossed the appropriately named Rocky Broad, it hooked a left and ran parallel to the river for about 4/10ths of a mile before it dead ended at a private driveway. The River Rose Cottage was on the river side, seven houses from the bridge.
Steele noted a white Mercedes ML500 SUV in the small driveway as he pulled in next to it. He walked across the tiny front yard and onto the wooden front covered entrance. He saw that the old porch swing that used to hang from the portico by four small chains was gone. Molly wouldn’t like that, Steele thought, she liked to sit out there at night and stare at The Penis until they turned off the floodlights at ten o’clock. He didn’t like it either, but for a more nefarious reason; he had never had his way with Molly on the front porch, but always thought it’d be a hoot in that old swing.
Steele knocked on the screen door and heard “Come in Mr. Steele,” almost immediately. He walked in and blinked in a vain effort to get his eyes to adjust to the semi-darkness the room offered. “Betty sent me over here Ms. Martin, are you busy?”
“Not at all Mr. Steele, have a seat.” Steele sat on the sofa next to the fireplace. “I spoke with Mr. Cox about your telephonic offer.” Jolene Martin obviously wasn’t inclined to chat much. Probably not a desirable quality in a real estate agent, reflected Steele, but the two carat rock on her finger indicated she wasn’t hurting for money either. She was at least sixty and looked like she had been around the barn a couple times.
“It’s a reasonable offer, given the current market conditions. I checked the asking prices online for some of these other cottages and I don’t think---” Steele began justifying his offer.
Martin cut him off. “Come now Mr. Steele, we both know the River Rose is the only one you have any interest in.”
Steele grinned and said. “What’s the bottom line? Will he take $140,000 or not?”
“Do you have to secure a loan? The banks aren’t exactly throwing money at people these days, how do I even know your offer is worth---”
It was his turn to cut her off. He sensed a kill and was going for the jugular. “I could write a check today, but if he sits around thinking about it very long my offer will decrease or even disappear. I have some urgency involved in this purchase.”
“He’ll take $140,000 Mr. Steele. Can you close in two weeks? Martin said.
“Yes, but only if all the current furnishings and upgrades remain.”
“That shouldn’t be a problem.”