Author Topic: test  (Read 20627 times)

Offline ModernSurvival

  • Just a Desperado Under The Eaves
  • Administrator
  • Survival Demonstrator
  • *******
  • Posts: 3054
  • Karma: 305
  • Liberty is precious, fight to keep it!
    • The Survival Podcast
test
« on: November 14, 2008, 10:59:10 AM »
test

Offline archer

  • Administrator
  • Ultimate Survival Veteran
  • *******
  • Posts: 17126
  • Karma: 382
  • #ImissAmerica
    • Journey to Greener Pastures
Re: test
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2008, 11:32:41 AM »
re: test.
Please do not take internally, this is only a test.
Please do not try this at home, we are trained professionals.
Void where prohibited, your mileage may vary.


millerized1

  • Guest
Re: test
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2008, 11:37:25 AM »
Objects in mirror may be.

Offline ModernSurvival

  • Just a Desperado Under The Eaves
  • Administrator
  • Survival Demonstrator
  • *******
  • Posts: 3054
  • Karma: 305
  • Liberty is precious, fight to keep it!
    • The Survival Podcast
Re: test
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2008, 11:54:54 AM »
We were having some database errors.  I will leave this thread stand now though because it has become ammusing  ;)

millerized1

  • Guest
Re: test
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2008, 12:32:12 PM »
We were having some database errors.  I will leave this thread stand now though because it has become ammusing  ;)
Damn, Jack.  U just hadda ask.
Here's yer prollem:


(you're running CompaQ, that's why)

Offline Dirt Rider 3006

  • Senior Survivalist
  • ****
  • Posts: 244
  • Karma: 22
Re: test
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2008, 01:06:23 PM »

Offline archer

  • Administrator
  • Ultimate Survival Veteran
  • *******
  • Posts: 17126
  • Karma: 382
  • #ImissAmerica
    • Journey to Greener Pastures
Re: test
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2008, 01:52:45 PM »

Offline archer

  • Administrator
  • Ultimate Survival Veteran
  • *******
  • Posts: 17126
  • Karma: 382
  • #ImissAmerica
    • Journey to Greener Pastures
Re: test
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2008, 02:15:30 PM »
Testing, testing, testing, can anyone hear me???
Can you hear me now???
Anyone out there?
Anyone left in meat space? Cyber-space seems empty. No one left there.
Can anyone hear me?
Anyone at all???

<click.... bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz>

Offline wbo3

  • Survivalist Mentor
  • *****
  • Posts: 380
  • Karma: 3
Re: test
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2008, 02:35:52 PM »
42

Offline ModernSurvival

  • Just a Desperado Under The Eaves
  • Administrator
  • Survival Demonstrator
  • *******
  • Posts: 3054
  • Karma: 305
  • Liberty is precious, fight to keep it!
    • The Survival Podcast
Re: test
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2008, 02:38:16 PM »
This is only a test there is no reason to panic, BOOM!


Offline Tycoon

  • Senior Survivalist
  • ****
  • Posts: 264
  • Karma: 21
Re: test
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2008, 02:49:38 PM »

Offline archer

  • Administrator
  • Ultimate Survival Veteran
  • *******
  • Posts: 17126
  • Karma: 382
  • #ImissAmerica
    • Journey to Greener Pastures
Re: test
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2008, 02:56:00 PM »

Offline Patriot:Ex Machina

  • Administrator Emeritus
  • Administrator On Leave
  • Survival Demonstrator
  • *
  • Posts: 2758
  • Karma: 140
  • Malo periculosam libertatem quam quietum servitium
    • Patriot Gun & Gear
Re: test
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2008, 06:50:50 PM »
YOU ARE IN ERROR.
NO ONE IS SCREAMING.
RETURN TO YOUR DESIGNATED AREAS.
HAVE A SUFFICIENT DAY.

Offline Dirt Rider 3006

  • Senior Survivalist
  • ****
  • Posts: 244
  • Karma: 22
Re: test
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2008, 07:41:05 PM »


I got these tests all the time while they have me locked in that place....

Ohhhh that place... No... No more ink blots... No more tests...

No more of those special jackets.... No more gurneys with straps...

No more Electro...  !!!!!!!

  AHHHH!!!!   AAHHhh   Ahhh....  Ahhhh.... Things are OK now...

Happy place..Need to find my happy place again..ahhhhh  better.....

better...better   z zzzz  z z z zzz z  zzzz

Offline ModernSurvival

  • Just a Desperado Under The Eaves
  • Administrator
  • Survival Demonstrator
  • *******
  • Posts: 3054
  • Karma: 305
  • Liberty is precious, fight to keep it!
    • The Survival Podcast
Re: test
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2008, 09:02:27 PM »



State Doctor "So Jack tell me what do you see when you look at this ink blot?"

Jack "I see one bad ass pissed off white tail deer kicking two standing black bears in the ass at one time".

State Doctor "Um yeaaa, Mr. Spirko we are gonna need you to stop broadcasting and stay with us for a while".

Jack "click, really doc, ya sure".

Offline A Pawn

  • Senior Survivalist
  • ****
  • Posts: 279
  • Karma: 18
Re: test
« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2008, 09:50:26 PM »
Test?...TEST? No one said we had to take a test!! Oh Man!...ah..my Dog ate my homework...ah..darn...can I borrow someone's notes....Oh boy. I wonder it they sell "Cliff Notes" to this?....


bte ???

Offline Dan

  • Survivalist Mentor
  • *****
  • Posts: 979
  • Karma: 42
  • MSB Founding Member
Re: test
« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2008, 03:25:47 AM »

Offline ModernSurvival

  • Just a Desperado Under The Eaves
  • Administrator
  • Survival Demonstrator
  • *******
  • Posts: 3054
  • Karma: 305
  • Liberty is precious, fight to keep it!
    • The Survival Podcast
Re: test
« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2008, 07:50:28 AM »
Just to be clear I really do think that ink blot looks like a white tail buck (small 6-8 pointer) kicking two black bears in the ass at one time.  Doesn't anyone else see it? 

Is anybody in there, just nod if you can hear me, is there anyone

Offline Dirt Rider 3006

  • Senior Survivalist
  • ****
  • Posts: 244
  • Karma: 22
Re: test
« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2008, 08:03:14 AM »
When I look beyond the 4 eyed demon that awakens me in the middle of the night from a sound sleep, I can see the bears and the buck clear as day.


Offline ModernSurvival

  • Just a Desperado Under The Eaves
  • Administrator
  • Survival Demonstrator
  • *******
  • Posts: 3054
  • Karma: 305
  • Liberty is precious, fight to keep it!
    • The Survival Podcast
Re: test
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2008, 08:10:21 AM »
When I look beyond the 4 eyed demon that awakens me in the middle of the night from a sound sleep, I can see the bears and the buck clear as day.



I feel better now, I am not alone,  ;D

Offline archer

  • Administrator
  • Ultimate Survival Veteran
  • *******
  • Posts: 17126
  • Karma: 382
  • #ImissAmerica
    • Journey to Greener Pastures
Re: test
« Reply #20 on: November 15, 2008, 09:52:19 AM »
Oh, I thought that 4 eyed deamon was my cat sitting on my chest..... It was not??? It was a bad assed dear kicking the shit out of two bears... I feel so much better now...


Test?? What Test? Damn, guess I should have studied more for that Ureene test....

Offline flagtag

  • Dedicated Contributor
  • ******
  • Posts: 1985
  • Karma: 41
Re: test
« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2008, 06:25:42 PM »


Man! You need an eye test if you can't see that bug running around your post.  It ate your avitar!  (I think he's looking for more to eat. Get him!)   ;D

millerized1

  • Guest
Re: test
« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2008, 07:27:13 PM »
Oh, I thought that 4 eyed deamon was my cat sitting on my chest..... It was not??? It was a bad assed dear kicking the shit out of two bears... I feel so much better now...


Test?? What Test? Damn, guess I should have studied more for that Ureene test....
If you see that, uh, I think you've studied enough ;)  Seriously, step away from the bong.....

Offline archer

  • Administrator
  • Ultimate Survival Veteran
  • *******
  • Posts: 17126
  • Karma: 382
  • #ImissAmerica
    • Journey to Greener Pastures
Re: test
« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2008, 11:10:09 PM »
If you put down the fire steel and the can of gasoline....

Offline ColdHaven

  • Coldylocks
  • Moderator On Leave
  • Survival Demonstrator
  • *
  • Posts: 3449
  • Karma: 175
  • How about a scary crow little fire?
Re: test
« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2008, 11:33:32 PM »
I did a test once...

This was the result....



I don't see deer or bears. I see Wylie Coyote. Guess that says alot. :D
« Last Edit: November 15, 2008, 11:35:29 PM by ColdHaven »

Offline archer

  • Administrator
  • Ultimate Survival Veteran
  • *******
  • Posts: 17126
  • Karma: 382
  • #ImissAmerica
    • Journey to Greener Pastures
Re: test
« Reply #25 on: November 15, 2008, 11:38:37 PM »
oh man, that makes my head hurt......

Offline DeltaEchoVictor

  • Evil Forum Overlord
  • Administrator On Leave
  • Survival Veteran
  • *
  • Posts: 5705
  • Karma: 542
  • Vincit Omnia Veritas
Re: test
« Reply #26 on: November 16, 2008, 11:18:13 AM »
Does anyone else have nightmares about cannibalistic hillbillies?

Offline sardog

  • Prepper
  • **
  • Posts: 66
  • Karma: 6
  • All bark, no bite
    • Buck Creek Survival
Re: test
« Reply #27 on: November 16, 2008, 11:44:07 AM »
I always keep some clean urine in the fridge for tests like these.  ;)

Offline archer

  • Administrator
  • Ultimate Survival Veteran
  • *******
  • Posts: 17126
  • Karma: 382
  • #ImissAmerica
    • Journey to Greener Pastures
Re: test
« Reply #28 on: November 16, 2008, 07:14:04 PM »
Hmmm.... Clean???? Define 'clean'... And where do you get it??? Or maybe I don't want to know...

'cannibalistic hillbillies?'??? I hate to say... No!!!!! I've got enough things to worry about w/o worrying out someone named Bubba looking to BBQ my leg... (no offense intended to any cannibalistic hillbillies).

Offline Patriot:Ex Machina

  • Administrator Emeritus
  • Administrator On Leave
  • Survival Demonstrator
  • *
  • Posts: 2758
  • Karma: 140
  • Malo periculosam libertatem quam quietum servitium
    • Patriot Gun & Gear
Re: test
« Reply #29 on: November 16, 2008, 09:04:18 PM »
You gotta be careful with that damn time paradox stuff.
I know a guy who started screwing around with that, and ended up being his own grandfather.
Creepy.